A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school,
Teacher: What Is your name?
Teacher: No,you are in America,your name is Johny from today.
Child went home and mom asked
Mom: how was the day Mohammed?
Boy: I am an american,call me Johny.
Mom n Dad both got offended and beat him up,next day he was back to school bruised.
Teacher: what happened Johny?
Boy: madam just 4 hours after I became an American,I was attacked by two pakistanis at home.